Friday, December 30, 2011

Cherubim killin' it with the funkiness!

Because well, there's a lot of WTF?! going on with these builds:

Also funky is this Amanda(?). Not sure what the deal is with it but def very weird:

Then there's this Level trike that is just so FULL OF WIN:

So sick! I need to find one of those rear ends so I can build one myself..


Tuesday, December 27, 2011

StemCAPtain aka Awesomely Dorky and the Perfunctory Happy Holidays Rederick..

Saw these recently on the nycfixed forum:




I think out of all the relatively corny products people have been coming out with lately, this one is actually pretty awesome. Great little dorky commuter accessory. Too bad I didn't hear about them like 2  weeks BEFORE xmas right?!

Speaking of which, I hope all you mofoz are having a good wtf ever this holiday season!

Here's a few kick ass snaps to make it all the merrier:

I'm off til the 2nd so I'll be sure to get some more posts going soon. The new job has made it kinda slow on here but once things settle in a bit more at the office I'll be able to get back to it again..

In the meantime, back to the shop!


If only..

..glow in the dark spray paint really worked that good:

Also, lol at how reddic that commercial is!


Tuesday, December 20, 2011

I don't usually post MTB videos but..

..these guys are fucking crazy:

Tho I most certainly could've done without the 'urban' elevator music soundtrack..


Saturday, December 17, 2011

My Niece and Nephews..

..are going to be wicked stoked on these new shred stix I got them for xmas!

I ordered these this morning from CCS and they're already fucking built and shipped- AWESOME! Totally wasn't expecting them to send me some snaps of them either!! They look pretty damn rad too. Those 3 completes, along with a hoodie for myself set me back $300 with shipping. Fucking cheap as hell right?! 

The scary thing is having just realized that I've been ordering from them for the better part of 20 years now 8-I

Anyone else remember those little mini comic book style pre internet catalogues they used to put out? Fucking things were like mega porn for me back in the day!

Right, bike stuff. On it!


Friday, December 16, 2011

Check out my latest rack!

..thaaaat has nothing to do with cycling :-/

Just something I slapped together to tidy up my desk area. Which is great, except now other people want a custom inbox organizer too, hehe..

On a more exciting note, is the awesome amount of mostly useless free swag working in an office affords you:

Yay clutter!

This was a good haul cause most of it is super useful. Camera went to my Nephew who's never had his own before, Ti King Cage will likely be regifted, Hammer goes to the shop, wire brush for the barby, wheel goes in the wheel pile and everything else can be smashed to smithereens for all I care. That ball thing is like a more modern and less fun way of making kick the can ice cream. Since it's plastic you can't actually kick it-LAME. I'm thinking of filling it to the brim with gun powder and blowing it the fuck up..

In any case, the gig has been going well thus far and the money is FINALLY started rolling in yesterday. The last 3 weeks with no pay pretty much sucked. Next few paychecks are going to be duesys which I'm very excited about..

More bike related shit soon!


Thursday, December 15, 2011

Some sweet whips for the ladies!

Eddy Merckx (branded Falcon?)

My personal fav, a never before seen ALAN:

 I'd totally love to own that last one!


Deep Custom: Peacock Groove

Great vid about a cool builder. I got to BS with him for a little bit at NAHBS and he's hilarious! 

Deep Custom from Royal Antler on Vimeo.


Monday, December 12, 2011

Transformer Tall bike?!

UPDATE: DAMMIT! Fuckers took the video down !!

Might as well scope this out instead:

This is pretty funny/interesting:

While I totally dig the mechanics and execution of it, I still can't stand chopper style bikes. Still curous to find out more about it tho! If anyone has info on it def hit me up..

Thanks Jason!


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Kiddie size vintage Merckx!

Goddam I love these fucking things- best one yet!


As per usual, Speedbicycles slays it on ebay..

Thanks Chris!


The Ultimate Hamburger..?

Behold- The definition of rediculousness:
The Ultimate Hamburger from Modernist Cuisine on Vimeo.

That video is the most unconscionable PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I CAN BARELY STAND IT!

WTF?! A burger isn't a science experiment or chemistry project- IT'S A FUCKING BURGER! Bread, meat, cheese and wtf ever else you like. Those twats wouldn't know an ultimate burger from the stick shoved so far up their ass that if you climbed it and fell, you'd break a leg. You know what the ultimate burger is? The ultimate burger is one of a dozen you make for yourself and a bunch of friends on a crusty ass backyard grill. Fucking thing doesn't even need to be crazy good so long as all are jolly and the condiment stains are plentiful..

Just figured I'd share in the facepalming I'm going through over here.. 


Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Yamaguchi Framebuilding School Video Short!

Just spotted this over at Milano Fixed..

Watching that vid was great and brought back lots of good memories from my time in Rifle. I recall them mentioning that they were expecting a class of three friends who were doing the course together. Now that would've been really awesome! Hopefully I'll find myself in the area again one day so I can pay Koichi a visit..


Monday, December 5, 2011

Get AMPED for the Bilenky Junkyard Cross Race!



Awesome contraption and then some!

While it's super ugly, with some refinements and smaller size, could be pretty awesome!

I would rather see it on a touring and or townie bike tho. How rad would it would to hide it under a pannier so you could look all boss climbing hills without breaking a sweat?!

LOTS more weird ass shit going on with that person's flickr:

In less weird asian news, this Cannondale is fucking SWEET:

Okay, wait, back to that person's flickr..


I think we should all adopt these Japanese style HUGE graphics on our rear wheels:

I love that those are all on otherwise normal bikes!

SO looking forward to getting paid from this new gig so I can get back to making more crazy bike shit!!



Talk about having your mind blown! I've def seen crazy shit like that before but a lot of those just stole the fucking show. DYING to get back into the shop now!!!