Friday, October 29, 2010

Philly Expo Guide Book: FUCKING DONE!! THEN I GOT LAID!!!

As some of you may already know my official profession is in Magazine/Book Production. As opposed to my more well known profession of being a total fucking dumbass! hehe.. idiot

Anyways, Steve (Bilenky) came to me a few weeks ago with this project wanting to have it done in time for the Expo this weekend. They essentially had nothing done other than having some text and photos in for it from the various exhibitors. A good portion of which were not hi-res enough for print..

Basically, I knew that if I didn't take on the project, it wouldn't be completed. So I WORKED MY FUCKING BALLS off hooking the Bilenky boys up with some proper book publishing skillz. Well, proper as in getting the fucking thing done in next to no time. Which just happens to be my specialty..

All I have to say is: Good thing my dealer has been out of town!

After a lot of back and forth and many a sleepless night, I managed to get the fucker under control and out the door. My bro in Law works for Galvanic Printing so I had him print the book. Galvanic has been in business for something like 100 years so the place is fucking AWESOME with tons of old shit everywhere and lots of things that are brown. I'm gonna do a photo project on the place if I can..

I rolled over there earlier today to check on how things were going. They have a lot of weird looking machines there that do awesome stuff really loudly and smell-illy..

Of course they just happened to be working on the page Prollz is on..

Some gets tossed out..

One of the many printers that have on site:

The Roland 100 in akshun:

So yeah, I'm pretty excited about how it turned out! I certainly would've liked to have had more time and been better well organized. Tho considering how much work we got done in the time we had is pretty damn amazing! I can assure you that next years Guide book will be slaytastic to say the least :-)

For those of you attending the expo WHICH YOU WOULD BE STUPID NOT TO I'm pretty sure they'll be included on the higher priced two day/seminar admission. It you're only going for the day I think it's a few bucks extra. Which is totally worth it since it's not just like some sucky brochure. I mean, if I can WAIVE MY USUAL PRODUCTION FEE to help support the expo, you can shell out a few bucks too. If you don't I'll toss your stingy fuckin' ass out tha DOH!

Anyways, not long after I left I spotted this Greg Lemond TVT 92:

I nearly blasted a healthy load all over those grey campy Deltaz- SICK!!

So yeah, I'm just about as deeeessttrrroooyyyeeddd as I've ever been in a long time..

The one consolation I have is that once I have tomorrow and the weekend behind me I'll finally be able to kick back and catch up with everything I've let fall to the waist side the last few weeks..

Oh and the fact that I FINALLY GOT MUUUUUTHER FUCKING LAID OFF FROM MY ASSFUCKTARD SHIT JOB yesterday means I'll have that much more time on my hands-


Stoked much? I think so!

Now I'll have even more time to do anything and everything that has nothing to do with having a schedule. So yeah, expect lots of blogging in the near future- AHM COMIN' 4 U PROLLS!!!

Oh and I'm pretty good money wise. 5 weeks of severance pay and unemployment to come :-) Not to mention the retardedly vast collection of cycling gear I can auction off if need be. Oh and the two dudes who want to buy some DA10 off me- sorry guys! I'll get back to you soon..

So don't worry Ben'z- I got y'all covered for the WICKED GNAR order that you beautiful mother fuckers hooked me up with:

ZOMFG I was loving every second of opening that package! The bikes that shit went on are fucking.. reddic..

Okay so yeah, time for me to hit the mother fucking hay cause I got another long one tomorrow. Hope to see a lot of you fuckers down in Philly this weekend! Steve (Bilenky) hooked me up with a booth to display my silly freak bikes at. So come find me and watch everyone there who knows what they're actually doing point and laugh at me a bunch, hehe. shit..


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Philly Bike Expo Event: Bicycle Reveloutions Fixed Freestyle Trick Jam!

What up Fuzzy!


Philly Bike Expo Event: Best Mechanic in Philly Competition!


Having this view.. front of me would make even the most challenging climb a breeze!



Thanks Morgan!

I also spotted this chick getting rad a while back:

yyyyeeeaaahhh, I would pay to see that in person..


Monday, October 25, 2010

I feel like..


Fucking reddic I know but every now the hipsters get it right..

Oh and get ready for a week full of Philly Bike Expo Promo bitcheeeezzzzzz!


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Nice fucken cable routing man!

I mean, wow!

Seen in front of my office..


Sunday, October 17, 2010

Just a little somethin' to brighten up your day..



Thursday, October 14, 2010

I know this one's been makin' the rounds but..

..I'm just at such a loss for words about it that I just had to post it:

Seen via T H E I N T E R N E T


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Tossed a few things on ebay just now!

MKS, Toshi and ALE Pedal set up from my now de-redded Mercian:

Looks MUCH better now..

SICK Vintage Philippe Adjustable track stem:

I still has two mores..

I'm fat and don't race at the track..

I just can't be bothered..

All for up for sale now so check em out! If you win let me know and I'll be sure to include a prize along with your purchase :-D



So please stop asking :-P

Why in gods name would I do something like that anyways? I have full group sets that need them. Want a chain? Buy a full set. THAT'S. IT..


Monday, October 11, 2010

Crazy ass Yamaguchi Track on the bay!

I posted this jammy here a little while back and now it's up for grabs on the bay:

So reddic!


Philly Bike Expo Swap Meet by NY Bike Jumble - Ride to Philly too!

I was SUPER stoked to hear about this:

Join us on the 31st of October for the Philly Bike Expo Swap Meet
held right outside the Expo venue, the 23rd Street Armory (22 South
23rd St. between Market and Chestnut) in Philadelphia, PA.

The swap will feature dealers of used bikes, bike parts and cycling
accessories, all at discounted prices! Come early to get deals!

Ride to the swap with us from NYC on Friday October 29th
(approximately 100 miles) or take your bike on a Chinatown bus!

Sign up for a table here

More info about the Expo here

I'm always finding good tidbits at the Jumble! Start saving up for it now!!


Sunday, October 10, 2010

Oh my good god- someone PLEASE rescue this renny..

..from a fate worse than DETH!!



Thursday, October 7, 2010

Die Antwoord's new video..

Has been crackin' me up!

Even if you totally hate it, you can't say that what they've got going on isn't totally different and refreshing. I don't know about you guys but I haven't heard anything as bonkers as that in quite a while. Not to mention how awesomely obnoxiously hilariously assholey they are..

..and yes, one of these days I'll get around to fixing this fucking blog up so videos don't get cropped and it's not so tired looking. I have a feeling after this month I won't be so busy anymore. We'll see..


How's this for a trick video?!

This guy kinda kicks so much ass it's not even funny:

Seen over at Projekt we're getting rad making our own hubs and slaying it in the woods..


Friday, October 1, 2010

Way to get that fit dialed in!

Awesome huh? More about it on Winter Cycles blog..