I only quickly perused the article on purpose because I know it'll seriously piss me off. That and it's the Post so who really cares what a bunch of overweight and ugly retouched people have to say about something they're just jealous they can't enjoy as well. Also, this is New York fucking city. Said ignorant fat twat makes it sound as if getting rid of cyclists is the answer and you'll be able to safely walk down the street without looking both ways once their gone. I mean, it's not as if you suddenly wouldn't have to worry about anyone of the THOUSANDS OF FUCKED UP SHITTY DRIVERS SPEEDING AROUND TOWN IN TWO TON+ VEHICLES LIKE FUCKING RETARDS NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT 95% OF THE YELLOW CAB DRIVERS HAVE ZERO MOTHER FUCKING RESPECT FOR ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THEIR GOD DAMNED TIP JAR..
Yeah, paint over the bike lanes and 'take back the streets' you grievous cunt. It's not as if cycling wasn't around for just a liiiiiittle bit longer that automobiles to begin with or anything. But yeah, once we're all gone you can comfortably catch a cab to go 20 blocks cause you can't walk your fat ass up or down subway stairs without wheezing and your kankles getting all swollen. I mean, perish the thought of walking!
Having said all that, I will say this to all the helmet-less wrong way riding fucktards out there:
STOP BEING TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL AND OR CHEAP AND JUST WEAR A FUCKING HELMET ALREADY!!! THEN, IF YOU CAN MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO NOT RIDE THE WRONG WAY OR IF YOU HAVE TO, JUST GO REAL SLOW TO AVOID SMASHING INTO SOMEONE ELSE, THEN THAT WOULD ALSO BE NICE YOU FUCKING JACKASSES!!!