Wednesday, January 27, 2010

As if it wasn't already obvious enough..

..after seeing Apple's new iPad I'm officially convinced that we're living in the future RIGHT NOW. Thing issss ffffffucking retarded! Normally I wouldn't even think about posting anything remotely geeky-techy like an Apple product but this fucker really is something else:


This is the type of product that those of us with laptops chained to our ankles have been thirsty for! God almighty what I wouldn't do to avoid having to handling that heavy ass 17" monstrosity of mine..

The thing Apple forgets to mention, as all manufacturers do when describing whatever hot new product they've come up with, is how their product is sure to open up a whole new realm of possibilities as it pertains to elevating the convenience of masturbating. I mean, I know dudes who jerk off to their iPhones for fuck sake (NOT ME I SWEAR!) so this thing is sure to be a wankers delight! Not to mention just how many more interesting web cam type videos are going to be out there once this thing is cam enabled. All it needs is some sort of phone headset thingy that can pop out, kinda like those tapes in Soundwave's chest, and you'd be good to go..

So while I think the Apple's new iPad has a really shitty name, the innovation and beginning of what's sure to be a new revolution in how those of us who can afford to blow wads of cash (amongst other things) on (all over AND in the cracks) a gadget such as this (because we were lucky enough to not be left behind by the system) will get to enjoy..

So start gathering up all your POV compilation links now cause lord knows you're gonna need em' reeeeeaaal soon!

I mean shit, I'm not even waiting for the second version like I do with every other new product- SIGN ME UP FOR ONE THIS INSTANT!!!

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15 comments:

Gordon said...

I don't really like it. It's essentially just a large ipod touch/iphone. It does all the same stuff, just on a larger screen. And they say that it's at an affordable price and that it won't get cheaper over time? My ass. Remember the iPhone? How it started at $600 and now is just $200? There's no way that Apple isn't using prestige pricing here, again. I'm sure it'll be cool and I'm lured in by Apple's incredible advertisement, but I don't see what's SO special about it.

CyclingWMD said...

You're right about all those things but you've clearly missed the point about the whole POV thing which more than makes up for it's various faults..

J.mika'ele said...

let me bring you back to earth: no camera. no usb port. no flash (meaning you cant access half the crap that's online). no open sourcing (meaning apps and such will be regulated via apple/itunes). and it's still on at&t's crappy network.

futuristic yes. but the technology surpasses it's support. at&t's 3g is dated and slow. there's no room to grow as long as apple is regulating software/apps.

people need to step back and think. just wait till the 2nd generation (remember the iphone when the 3gs came out? the first gen stuff apple makes sucks, just be patient.)

jmik

Jacob said...

POV or not, you can't run flash on that thing so half the POV sites wont even run properly on it. i'd say wait till the next gen, or even the next gen after that. i mean, how long did the iphone take to get MMS? it could have been on the first gen, but no, thats how they getcha to dish out $$$$$ everytime a new model comes out.......sooooooo i say pass.

Surly Dave said...

If this is the future, I'd be reading about this fucker in my flying car.

As for the wankers, there's enough Apple fanboys jizzing about the product announcement, let alone when they get their hands on this piece of crap. I hope this version of the Newton has a sploogeproof screen. But to each his own.

CyclingWMD said...

Damn guys! I'm stoked on it but I wasn't being completely serious about getting a first version one. However, a second version could be good. Also, here's the thing- Apple had originally said they were going to make a special announcement in like a couple of months from now. However, there had been so much speculation and talk about this product it seems like they were forced to move it up. I wouldn't be surprised if there was more to the gadget when it actually becomes available. While I totally hear your arguments on versions you have to keep in mind that this thing is just a big ass iPhone. They've already been through a few versions of both the phone and iTouch so I'm sure things like flash would etc work. I mean, they're playing it up as the best thing to experience the internet on so flash better fucking work! I say let's wait for final judgment when it actually comes out..

Jose said...

Once the warranty runs out on my macbook in August. I am having it converted to a Modbook. http://eshop.macsales.com/shop/Modbook

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Apple lovers = Scientologists

CyclingWMD said...

PC Lovers = Dorks wearing bottle cap glasses with way more time on their hands than they could ever imagine what to do with only they're such dorks and cast outs of society that don't realize there's anything better to do outside of their cluttered wire strewn desktops in their basement apartment studios and IT jobs in the office park two towns over..

Auntie Maim said...

hehehe

Anonymous said...

Right on with the drawn out aggressive defence, you've got scientology down bro.

CyclingWMD said...

Dude I was totally kidding! I've just never heard anyone refer to MAC users as Scientologists in jest before. That was just my way of coming up with some nearly just as offensive..

Anonymous said...

I was only feigning offence sir, just attempting a continuation of banter whilst waiting for you to post pictures of whatever you put them guchi forks on.

CyclingWMD said...

aaaahaha, well played! With any luck I'm going to be installing those bitches tomorrow..