This one's for all the poor saps out there DESPERATELY trying to get their girly girlfriends to ride bikes with them (amongst other things) and are wasting their time and money attempting to assemble something 'pretty' for them..
Yeah.. Good luck with that chumpy..
A) They're not going to ride it and you'll just end up getting half of what you paid for it..
B) If they didn't enjoy riding bikes to begin with they're most likely not going to start..
C) If they do end up enjoying it, it'll give them yet ANOTHER thing to nag you about every time they need pressure in their tires or the chain pops off- 'my bike is broken!' and my personal favorite: 'I don't like it cause all the colors don't match right'
D) You get to 'D' and you realize you have to keep your mouth shut to avoid getting in the dog house anymore than you likely already are..