From looking at THIS:
I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW!!!
These also kinda made my brain hurt a little too:
Yup, that's right ladies.. Cinelli EARINGS..
..and this epileptic fit inducing wicked bright light up Monocycle from the closing ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics:
I haven't eaten yet so I think I'm going to do that. Then find an inappropriate place to horf it all up..