Just when I think things can't possibly get any uglier..

...they somehow manage to tops themselves in a BIG way:

good..

fucking..

CHRIST!!!

I would compare the sight of this thing to having your retinas burned by the image of a Thai woman shooting ballons out with a blowgun mounted in her vagina..

Trust me kids.. It's not a pretty sight..

While I'd of you all to think of me as the intrepid explorer, I was mostly just scared, sweaty and white during that trip...

Just when I think things can't possibly get any uglier..