Monday, March 17, 2008

An ode to DKNY and their stupid fucking orange bikes ad campaign...

I was so inspired by, well.. myself.. that I decided to skip the traditional formalities and just make some fuckin' ART!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRT!!!!!!

Seeing as how I hate myself almost as much as I'm sure a lot of you fucking assholes do, I couldn't resist taking the piss out of myself after the bitchy rant I posted a little while ago on this subject... And in all honesty, who DOESN'T like to light shit on fire? Oh, right. People who DO have a sufficient grasp on reality.. Well in any case: ENJOY!

Entitled: Die, Die My Darling...


Entitled: Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?


Entitled: American Nightmare


More masterpieces on my Flickr...

As if that wasn't good enough, my lady made this STELLAR video documenting yours truly doling out some major artistic expression on that ass:



I nearly shat myself with excitement after I seen that shit!!!

Hopefully the douche's over at DKNY's marketing department will too!

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4 comments:

® said...

Duuude you're crazy but aaawesome..... this is worth to post on the blog!

Auntie Maim said...

Quite right I say good show old boy!

CyclingWMD said...

Hehehehehe, thanks a lot guys! That shit was SO FUN!!!

Auntie Maim said...

Can't get this fucker outta mah head- Great job Eden.